jedward: caps not just for the sun

 Like a Gilbert and George for the twitter generation Jedward have shared some of their surreal wisdom with us. They just see things differently:

·          Need some sun cream not because of the sun but because it smells good 03 November 2010 11:09:24 via web   

·         Leaves on the ground look like corn flakes 03 November 2010 11:02:57 via web 

·         Willow trees are like trees with long hair someone needs to put it in a pony tail 03 November 2010 11:01:55 via web  

·         Has everyone finished all their candy and sweets from hallowen 03 November 2010 10:54:57 via web 

·         Wearing clothes is like getting a mobile phone cover makes you warm and Keeps you looking cool 10:53 AM Nov 3rd via web 

·         Has anyone ever wanted to fill a road cone with ice cream mmmm road cone 10:48 AM Nov 3rd via web Retweeted by you and 78 others 

·         All cars have happy faces they are all different check out your car now 10:41 AM Nov 3rd via web 

·         Traffic lights are the disco lights of the motorway PPParty 10:39 AM Nov 3rd via web 

·         Why can't all humans sign off letters like dogs do with their paws but we would use our hands BARK BARK 12:16 AM Nov 3rd via Mobile Web  

·         Fact about humans is that you are all filters breathing in bad air and breathing out fresh air, so next time someone farts.... you know! 12:13 AM Nov 3rd via Mobile Web 

·         Someone needs to come up with a virtual smell convertor so if someone let's gas it can be shared all over the world 12:10 AM Nov 3rd via Mobile Web   

·         When ducks follow you and you wonder why? Ask yourself do I look like a quacky duck wearing this cap! Caps not just for the sun 12:01 AM Nov 3rd via Mobile Web 

·         Eye shadow can be expensive but if you want it for free don't sleep and you will get lots of eye shadow its called baggy shadow 11:54 PM Nov 2nd via Mobile Web 

·         Carpets on the floor are to keep all the insects and worms warm just like blankets keep you warm at night 11:51 PM Nov 2nd via Mobile Web 

·         Exit sign man,wonder if its someone forzon in time that likes doors and is really excited so EXIT is short 11:48 PM Nov 2nd via Mobile Web Retweeted by you and 37 others 

·         Salt n Pepper they are always on the table but they never say anything they just be there and look salty peppi cool 11:44 PM Nov 2nd via Mobile Web Retweeted by you and 64 others 

·         So much runners we are going to be the first to build a house made out of runners but wait oh no its gonna run away 11:42 PM Nov 2nd via Mobile Web Retweeted by you and 48 others